Gelled Hair

I'm taking a stand against hair with gel in it. You know, maybe if you're James Franco and you're racing around after Spiderman trying to rip his face off, but that's it.
--I don't even know if he uses gel, but he could if he wanted to.
I see people with their hair literally a reflective surface, and it makes me sad. Because soft hair is the where the power is. You can't run your hands through stiff hair. You can't sleep on it.
What if you lie down? I mean, don't the points stab in to your scalp? There are so many flaws.
Gelled hair is taking so much. So many... And like, fine, mister V05 who has the rugged look to compensate [and also Wolverine..]- Seriously though, there are seldom few who can pull of the slicked back hair- danger combo.
[Ooooh, addition eighty seven: Jess Mariano.] There are more than a few, maybe, but soft hair is still the way forward.

I don't know why I'm suddenly overcome with this need to post this revelation. But seriously, people of the world. Sweet lord, please. Shampoo, condition, then ruffle around and shut the door.
We can't let the throes of gel take any more.