Flame Thrower Slayer

If I was going to enter the land of myth and magic and all that, then I'd rather not be a vampire. It's only just really starting to get to me that the land of Twilight isn't mine. I don't know how well I'd deal if I were sitting in that biology class in Forks. I might just take a nap to be honest.

Bella's weak, and sure, Edward's awesome but he's not rugged (see last post. Ruggedness is a necessity here). And I don't know how I'd cope with the whole eating people thing. I like cake, and Edward says that food tastes dirty when you vamp up.

Then again, I'm no wolf either.

I'm thinking Slayer, right now. But the kind that never wears leather. (What is it with the Slayers of the world and leather? I think it's some kind of confidence thing.) And I'm also a flame thrower. And I have a thing for ritz crackers-- that's an actual weakness of mine.

They're so good.

So, if it's dimension-choosing time, then I'm either going in to the Buffy-verse where I help slay vamps but I'm also some kind of descendant of flame throwers because of my awesome fiery ability, ooooor Charmed maybe, although that's more defensive rather than outright slayage.

I don't know, but where there's evil, there's me.

Flame thrower Slayer, reporting for duty. Boo-yah.